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legendarycollectiveflower:

Two types of people on Queering the map:

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witchesversuspatriarchy:

slowjamastan:

i get a little bit of free time and start going “what if i taught myself woodworking” girl work on ur resume

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thisthinginabox:

thisthinginabox:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

The most horrible thing I ever have seen

Was the Jesus H. Christ Crucifixion Machine

All gears, wires and springs, with a silvery gloss

Made just to affix the one guy to a cross!

The spinners were whirring with whirrious whirs

As Jesus H. Christ was stripped of his fur

From his head to his paws, it skinned him right bare

And then the shackles shick-shackled him here, here, and there!

The spinners splaglinnered and up he was lifted

His arms were held out and his body was shifted

And when Mr. Christ had been pinned in his place

The machines niller-nailer rose up past his face

It shot nails in his hands! It shot nails in his feet!

It shot nails in the fleshy H. Christy’s meat!

The ‘cifixion Machine had done its work quick

And so goes the story of Christ on a stick

Because Whos look like this:

Paws may be debatable, but that’s definitely fur. I had his removed in my awful writing so Who Jesus would look more like human jesus.

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evilsoup:

arctic-hands:

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll “Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?”. Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly “Borg Cube”, but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said “Death Star”.

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

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burlbread:

tavs-brainworm:

tadpole-apocalypse:

I do feel judgement from Shadowheart having to cast lesser restoration after every long rest, even if she doesn’t say it.

This is your friendly reminder to grab the Amulet of Silvanus from the emerald grove and make Astarion wear it so he can fix you himself

I… Gale ate it

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unalivejournal:

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inthefallofasparrow:

floral-hydrate:

mist-the-wannabe-linguist:

floral-hydrate:

floral-hydrate:

inthefallofasparrow:

inthefallofasparrow:

mist-the-wannabe-linguist:

tenderanarchist:

tenderanarchist:

inthefallofasparrow:

tenderanarchist:

tenderanarchist:

These are so fun to make

@thedisablednaturalist @fagtabulous

Ask and you shall receive!

Love your additions! Birds got that drip

Oh yeah should probably add this one too-

I’ve never done this before

Sorry this is the best post I’ve seen in a while

I’ll leave this post alone now

This is way too much fun

I’m not done yet I suppose

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Growing up I didn’t know Wallace and Gromit were British. I just thought they were in some fantasy magical land where you get to eat cheese and make gadgets all day

tenderanarchist:

These are so fun to make

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rapidpunches:

ALT

May I offer you an eel in these trying times?

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brucebocchi:

hotvampireadjacent:

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

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veekaybee:

This will go amazing with my bathtub that is just full of eyeballs

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favouritefrog:

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noodleddragon:

auntie-nettle:

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